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A forty-something redhead with a brow like granite and delusions of perfection, faking her own pregnancy? Why yes, that was half the story arc for Bree in the latest season of Desperate Housewives.



It is also exactly the sentence I would use if someone asked me to describe Nicole Kidman in twenty-five words or less.



That’s why all the shots of her “finally” displaying her baby bump have come out so suddenly - she's obviously just switched from the four month to the seven month fake belly.