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My Entirely Sensible, Well Thought Out Argument...
...or Why Nicole's Pregnancy is Totally Bogus:
Look at her hair colour - it's not her natural red! It's still that shitty pumpkin soup colour!
And now, consider the following:
a) pregnant women are apparently not supposed to bleach their hair because it might be harmful to the baby (at least that's what I read in a Television Without Pity recap of an episode of Gilmore Girls that one time. So it must be true).
b) Nicole's sister Antonia is one of the most annoyingly maternal women on the planet. There's no way she's let Nicole do anything that's even remotely harmful to the baby. She'd stop a woman from blinking if she thought there's a chance it might affect the foetus' development.
Ergo: fake pregnancy! QED.
Look at her hair colour - it's not her natural red! It's still that shitty pumpkin soup colour!
And now, consider the following:
a) pregnant women are apparently not supposed to bleach their hair because it might be harmful to the baby (at least that's what I read in a Television Without Pity recap of an episode of Gilmore Girls that one time. So it must be true).
b) Nicole's sister Antonia is one of the most annoyingly maternal women on the planet. There's no way she's let Nicole do anything that's even remotely harmful to the baby. She'd stop a woman from blinking if she thought there's a chance it might affect the foetus' development.
Ergo: fake pregnancy! QED.
Look at her hair colour - it's not her natural red!
Re: Look at her hair colour - it's not her natural red!
She stopped having botox, which is harmful. And Nicole without botox?!! Unheard of. ;) Well, since BMX Bandits. But even then I wonder.
I bet the baby eats its way out of her chest.