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I'd Like To Solve It, Tim

I want to go back on Wheel of Fortune; especially now that it's been revamped and you can win actual cash (not just a multitude of holidays that expire well before you can use them - yes, that's me bitching about shit I got for free - I'm that guy).

I was last on in 2006 (and it was axed shortly after - clearly my appearance caused a massive ratings spike, which set unreasonable standards they were never able to live up to) - do you think enough time has passed?

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I dont like the host guy! I hate him. And the adds OMG, they make me wanna punch him... you know, the caveman ones? The guy doesn't have lips, its scary.

Clearly when god listened to my praying, he thought I was a different Tim and set HIM up with Anthony Callea instead.

*bitter*
NONE OF THAT ANSWERS MY QUESTION - THIS COMMENT IS...FAIL!

But I agree - I'm not sure how the lightweight Tim Whatsisname is going to be able to carry a whole gameshow. Tony Barber and Andrew O'Keefe are borderline unbearable for a reason.
Well, I dont think you should go back again. *slap* You dont deserve more. There are starving children in Africa who go without holidays to Phuket, you know! Tut tut tut.

Unless you go on as a female, then it's okay.
I, too, went without a holiday to Phuket! Firstly, because I didn't actually win a holiday to Phuket - one was to the Whitsundays and the other was to Great Keppel Island; but also because I didn't get to use either of them!

And why can't I go back on? I want to win cash! CASH!
How come you didn't take the holidays?
Because when you're on air you have to take your leave at certain times. I already had to go back home at the next schedule break; the one after that was Christmas, and the holiday prizes had blockout dates over the peak period; and by the time the next break rolled around the holidays had expired. :(
For shame. What would Burgo say?!
Whatever it is, I have a feeling that after years of being smiley and pleasant for the blue-hair crowd, anything Burgo has to say these days is heavily laced with profanity.
He looks a bit like Joker after his facelift. He prolly just makes that noise he does in Batman Forever, you know the laughing box...
My mate's brother went on Wheel of Fortune, and was required to solve the following puzzle:

THE SM_KING G_N

Without a moment's hesitation, he blurted: "THE SOAKING GUN!"

Then, a nanosecond later, realised his grave error. The look on his face is priceless.

I still have a video cap of it somewhere, I think :)
I was inspired to go on the show after a friend of mine went on, when he had to solve this puzzle:

Literary Character: R_BINS_N CRUS_E

There were no more consonants, he had to solve it - he stalled and stalled and stalled and eventually: "er...Robinson Crusie?"

He had a one in five chance.
Bahah. Oh, please, complete the trilogy.
Do it!
First thing I have to do is find out how the hell you're supposed to apply...
right here....