I'd Like To Solve It, Tim
I want to go back on Wheel of Fortune; especially now that it's been revamped and you can win actual cash (not just a multitude of holidays that expire well before you can use them - yes, that's me bitching about shit I got for free - I'm that guy).
I was last on in 2006 (and it was axed shortly after - clearly my appearance caused a massive ratings spike, which set unreasonable standards they were never able to live up to) - do you think enough time has passed?
I was last on in 2006 (and it was axed shortly after - clearly my appearance caused a massive ratings spike, which set unreasonable standards they were never able to live up to) - do you think enough time has passed?

Clearly when god listened to my praying, he thought I was a different Tim and set HIM up with Anthony Callea instead.
*bitter*
But I agree - I'm not sure how the lightweight Tim Whatsisname is going to be able to carry a whole gameshow. Tony Barber and Andrew O'Keefe are borderline unbearable for a reason.
Unless you go on as a female, then it's okay.
And why can't I go back on? I want to win cash! CASH!
THE SM_KING G_N
Without a moment's hesitation, he blurted: "THE SOAKING GUN!"
Then, a nanosecond later, realised his grave error. The look on his face is priceless.
I still have a video cap of it somewhere, I think :)
Literary Character: R_BINS_N CRUS_E
There were no more consonants, he had to solve it - he stalled and stalled and stalled and eventually: "er...Robinson Crusie?"
He had a one in five chance.