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Look, it's not that I disagree with you or anything; but the next person who feels the need to describe Sarah Jessica Parker as looking like a horse or a foot should do a Google image search for 'Penelope Cruz'... and then re-evaluate the situation.

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A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS

BAMF: RUMER WILLIS



who, considering how fucking hot both her parents are, has no business lookin like this much of a goddamn mess.

Re: A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS

She just had the extreme misfortune to be born a girl from those parents. If Scott Caan had been born a girl (s)he'd probably be in some Berlin leather dungeon right now punching Lea Delaria in the face with her clit ring.

Re: A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS

That is about as unfortunate as it could possibly be. Not counting the hair (which is all her own doing - let the responsibility for that be on her own head - HAAA); but of all the combinations her DNA could have given her, the poor girl ended up with this: Demi Moore's face on Bruce Willis' head. That's just unfair.

GENETICS = FAIL.