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I have a vocal warm up stuck in my head

To sit in solemn silence on a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison with a life long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock
From a cheap and chippy chopper with a big, black block.


I bet you could come up with way better words than those. Dock, lock, shock, block? HMMM
No, 'Timothy' does not rhyme!

Frocks? Shocks! Crocs...

Hey were you thinking something DIRTY?