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My Drawers Are Half Off

Because I believe life would be a lot more fun, not to mention much simpler, if it more closely resembled an episode of Are You Being Served?:

Things I Have Said So Far Today That Could Be Double Entendres:

"I gave my beetroot a good soak this morning." (so my sandwich wouldn't get soggy.)

"Ugh, that's far too hard for me to touch today." (a creative brief I wanted to put off until I have more imagination)

"The curse of being gay - constantly sticky hands!" (I was referring to the application, and constant touching up of, hair product!)


*ROFL* What hair product are you using that your hands get sticky? :P
*LOL* At least in her case it was someone else's!