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Did anyone else realise that, in those sponge-in-a-dish thingies that you see at cash registers or on the desks of people who sift through a lot of paper (they moisten your fingers so you can grab things more easily), there is NOT some kind of space-age anti-lubrication agent, but in fact just plain simple WATER??

Well call me naive, but I was sure it was something fancy. I got one at my register today, and when I asked how it got refilled when it ran out of moisture, I was told to take it with me to the kitchen and use the tap.

Part of me died inside.

Don't engage in an argument with a drunk housemate. Especially when drunk housemate has a propensity for switching sides during the argument, and tackling the opposite view OF THE SAME TOPIC with an equal amount of vigour and gusto.

That horse is clearly white! It's as white as a white thing! Such a white horse. You can tell by how black it is! Black as night! It absorbs light!

AAAAAAAAH. Stay sober, fuckers.