Tophe

1) Trading Spouses is a guilty pleasure. Especially when both families are hardcore religious - but different religions. I've never heard the word 'kosher' used so many times in the space of three minutes. And doubly especially when one of the families is from so far south that they have to subtitle everything the family says. I suddenly get the SNL sketch "Appalachian Emergency Room".

2) Pink is treading some pretty worn ground for her new track. She's sold over 23 million albums, has two Grammys, and she had more shows in the Australian leg of her most recent tour than any other artist that has come to Australia - and yet she's still including lyrics like "the waiter just checked my table / and gave it to Jessica Simps-". Not only is it a retread of the Britney reference in Don't Let Me Get Me, I think she's well beyond whining about not being popular like the "other girls".

It's like when Merrick and Rosso kept trying to ride their "we're-just-regular-small-time-blokes-who-don't-know-stuff" schtick well after they were earning six figures each on commercial breakfast radio.

3) At this moment I would happily kill someone with my bare hands if there was a creme brulee in it for me.

...it's her complexion. I have a real problem looking at photos or footage of her for a long period of time.

I don't know if the tarty blonde hair is a contributing factor, or if it's poorly applied make up; or if she can't decide whether to cover up her freckles or proudly show them off, and so decides for some kind of halfway point - but her head looks like a stocking filled with sawdust.